Текст песни A Visit To The Gynecologyst - Dr. Octagon

Can you at least look the other way?
Ms. Willis, I am a physician
Besides we are all girls
Okay, up on the table, chop, chop
On all fours
That's it, oooh, yeah
Now spread 'em
Ohh, what have we got here?
Oh, mmmmm

Looks like your vehicular canal is somewhat constricted
How do you manage to accommodate large penises?
I don't, not of any kind
Oh, of course
I was just feeling you out, as it were, haha
Spread 'em!
Ugh
C'mon wider, wider
Wider
I'm gonna break

C'mon, wider, you can do it wider, can't you?
Come on, okay
Now, I want you to practice this exercise, twice a day, for at least ten minutes
Put one finger in, stir it around and around and around and
Then another finger and stir it around and around and around and around and another finger, and another, you get the picture, right?
Yes
And then, when you run out of fingers, move on to vegetables
The appropriate size and shape, of course
In no time at all, we'll have you up to summer squash!
Admit it, you'll like having something fun wiggling around inside you, like a caterpillar

Eww
Okay, like an eel
Ewwww!
Okay, like a cock