Текст песни Rated X - Dreddup

When your favorite show gets cancelled by deranged woke mass
And your weekend plans end in the worst traffic jam
Take it like a man
Take it like a man

When your one robbery fails and your girl gets OnlyFans
And all the craziest gay dancers shout out your name
Take it like a man
Take it like a man

What kind of a creature are you?
Just a man
A man

When the crack addict couple enters a vegan café
And your plastic sex doll insists on holding hands
Take it like a man
Take it like a man

When the spaceship's gone and your nightstand turned on
When your microwave starts speaking in fluent Klingon
Take it like a man
Take it like a man

You're all set, ready to go
I'm undergoing metamorphosis

When your lovely car turns into a bus you can't stand
And you're mistaken for the garbage man
When your pizza arrives and it's pineapple and jam
When your Tinder match turns out to be your gran
Take it like a man

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest of us all?
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest of us all?
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest of us all?
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest of us all?