Crunkcore Sucks

"Now I actually had a question for J
J, you mentioned earlier that you had been experimenting
With many different kinds of music, right?"
"That's right"
"Now ranging anywhere from rap to punk to
High pitched screaming punk, right?"
"Right"
"Now what kind of drugs can I find at your shows?"
"Uh, it's for the underaged kids
It's like not exactly alcohol or drugs
It's for the kids that are 13 to 17 that like my music
That's what crunk is"
"Crushed up caffeine pills, got it"
"Exactly"
"Alright, I can deal with that"
"Caffeine pills and my voice"
Haha, yea, what?

Crunkcore sucks
Guess what
Get fucked
Enough's enough
Shut up you fucks
Crunkcore sucks
Guess what
Get fucked
Enough's enough
Shut up you fucks (enough's enough)

This is an obligatory demonstration of optimism
Stray from your parents car to hold to glory
Behold the glory

Peel your shirts off
Swing em round like a helicopter
Peel your shirts off
Swing em round like a helicopter
Come correct in this shit
Or get stomped out proper
Come correct in this shit
Or get stomped out proper
The whole front row throwin' bows
You just throwing fits
The whole front row throwin' bows
You just throwing fits
You some pussy like hoes
We buck back in this bitch
You some pussy like hoes
We buck back in this bitch
We be sipping on patron
Like it's our only diet
So many fuckers in skinny jeans
We could start a riot
Blowing smoke through my crown
Call me your highness
I'm not a fan but the kids like it
You scared you scared?
The whole clubs getting fucked
You scared you scared?
So back that ass up
You scared you scared?
The whole clubs getting fucked
You scared you scared?
So back
(No, no, no, I think everyone here is like 13)

Crunkcore sucks
Guess what
Get fucked
Enough's enough
Shut up you fucks
Crunkcore sucks
Guess what
Get fucked
Enough's enough
Shut up you fucks (enough's enough)

East side, east side, Crunkcore sucks
West side, west side, Crunkcore sucks
North side, north side, Crunkcore sucks
South side, south side, Crunkcore sucks

I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my pants
You're too sexy for that skirt
Too sexy for that skirt
So take that shit off right now and dance
Bounce that behind like ow
Bounce that behind like ow
Bounce that behind girl
Bounce that behind girl
Bounce that behind girl, like ow
I'm so fucking freaky
I make the girls get leaky
So she slipped on the dance floor
In that pee pee
I'm always going hard
Run it like a marathon
Shutter shades, hairspray and high tops on
J A G E R M E I S T E R
We're taking shots, we're looking hot
We're blowing more than cigars
J A G E R M E I S T E R
We're taking shots, we're looking hot
We're blowing more than cigars

Crunkcore sucks
Guess what
Get fucked
Enough's enough
Shut up you fucks
Crunkcore sucks
Guess what
Get fucked
Enough's enough
Shut up you fucks (enough's enough)

East side, east side, Crunkcore sucks
West side, west side, Crunkcore sucks
North side, north side, Crunkcore sucks
South side, south side, Crunkcore sucks
Crunkcore sucks, Get fucked
Enough you fucks
Crunkcore sucks, Get fucked
Enough you fucks
East side, east side scream Crunkcore sucks
West side, west side scream Crunkcore sucks
North side, north side scream Crunkcore sucks
South side, south side scream Crunkcore sucks

...But I love y'all

...Okay, bye bye