10/31

Trick-or-treat
What kind of candy did you guys get?
Oh my gosh, I got Starburst (I'll trade you)
They're giving our bad candy this year
I love your costume (thank you)
Did you make that yourself or did you get it at Party City?
Hey, race you to the next house
Wait guys, you can't go there, that's the crazy house
The crazier the better on Halloween, am I right?
Okay, whacko, can't say I didn't try to warn you
On your mark, get set, go (wait, I wasn't ready yet)
Too bad

(My feet hurt) What's with all the Christmas lights?
I told y'all they were cuckoo (try the doorbell)
Huh, is he really dressed up like Santa?
Trick-or-treat
Man, look at y'all, happy holidays
Wow, let me guess, we're getting candy canes?
Ahh, c'mon, you kids-snow we give out the best stuff on the block (we'll see about that)
Couple pieces for you (thank you)
Yeah, of course, there's myrrh where that came from
These dad jokes are horrible (I am hilarious)

Oh my gosh, the little baby in the stroller back there (looks amazing)
Yeah, that's my brother, he's only a few months old
So adorable and cute, he is
That's sounded terrible
Hold on one second, I got to get somebody to come see this
So cringey
Hey, you got to come check this out
Trust me, Yule be kicking your elf if you don't

I can't handle much more of this
Alright, sorry about that
For real though, your brother looks tree-meandrous (please make it stop)
Y'all nailed that Baby Yoda outfit (excuse me)
He's all fuzzy, & you got the bug eyes and the big old stupid looking ears...
Are you blind? He's not wearing a costume, you dumb son of a...

Nutcracker
What? I was going to say Nutcracker
Merry Chri... I mean, Happy Halloween