Текст песни Funky Piano - EPMD

(Chuck D sample: "Hear my jam with the funky piano") (scratched 4x)

Straight from Brooklyn, from out the projects,
It′s DJ Scratch, so girls fix your Kotex.
The Ruler; not Slick Rick, but the ruler on the mix,
With ten or more tricks.
Takes flicks, prick, but please don't miss this
Part: my DJ cut with his dick.
Yeah, slick ain′t it? See your moms fainted,
Technique 1200, and watch scratch train it.
I'm-a step off and let Scratch collect dough,
While you hear my jam with the funky piano.

("Hear my jam with the funky piano") (scratched 4x]]
("Here with the movement of his hands")

("Who is the best?") (scratch) ("Me!") (scratch)
("Stop lying") ("Go ask my mother") {all 4x}
(Scratch)

PMD:
A brief description, yeah, bust my DJ on the mix.
No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips.
And feeds up and down is extra weak,
He strictly cross-fades and mixes every week.
Won't break a sweat, the man′s sharp on the blade.
Real name George Spivey, sports a high-top fade.
Brothers starin′ shocked while the brother is rockin'.
No arrows on the record or marks, no needle poppin′.
From table to table, sports a Gucci cable.
EPMD's the group, Def Jam is the label.
Now I′m-a step off while Scratch collects his dough,
And rock a funky scratch to the funky piano.

("Hear my jam with the funky piano") (scratched 4x)
("Here with the movement of his hands")

("Who is the best?") (scratch) ("Me!") (scratch)
("Stop lying") ("Go ask my mother") {all 4x}
(Scratching)
("Good God!")