Текст и перевод песни Eason Chan - 呀邊個邊個

呀邊個邊個

長氣的媽媽每天鬧我 成日將七姑四姨舅母 記錯
還記得稱呼舅公十次 有八次 叫錯
幾多親戚 點去認喎？
咪忘記 呀邊個 咪舊陣娶咗邊個
要叫聲呢個 嗰個 唔記得咗咯
咪忘記 呀邊個 咪就係家姐邊個
要記得呢個 嗰個 你大個咪錯
隨我的身高每天漸變 媽媽的叮囑始終未厭
人際的餐單每天在變 而我要 應變
披荊斬棘 彷似大戰
咪忘記 呀邊個 咪舊陣踩親邊個
佢最冧呢個 嗰個 唔唱得邊個
咪忘記 嗌邊個 咪就係公司邊個
要記得呢個 應該 我就冇乜錯
咪忘記 呀邊個 日日在偏幫邊個
要小心呢個 嗰個 唔記得咗咯
咪忘記 冇邊個 著實係益咗邊個
我呀媽講過 講過 我大個咪錯
(我不怕被人罵 你給我廿年吧)
人一生中總有日化
我忘記 呀邊個 舊陣係公司邊個
佢最憎呢個 嗰個 唔笑得邊個
我忘記 呀邊個 實在係家陣邊鬼個
要記得呢個 嗰個 我就冇乜錯
我忘記 呀邊個
要小心呢個 嗰個 唔記得咗啦
我忘記 呀邊個
我呀媽講過 講過 我大個咪錯

Who's Who

My long-winded mother gets on my case all the time About all the aunts, uncles, and cousins I can't keep straight.
I remember calling my uncle "grandpa" ten times. Eight times I got it wrong.
How many relatives are there? How am I supposed to know them all?
Don't forget who married whom.
I have to call this one "brother," that one "uncle," but I can't remember which is which.
Don't forget who's who, who's my sister's husband.
I have to remember this one, that one, or else I'll get it wrong when I grow up.
As I grow taller every day, my mother's nagging never stops.
The social landscape changes every day, and I have to adapt.
It's like a fierce battle, fighting my way through.
Don't forget who you stepped on.
He likes this one, that one, but he can't stand the other one.
Don't forget who's who at the office.
I have to remember this one, that one, or else I'll be in trouble.
Don't forget who's always taking sides.
Be careful of this one, that one, don't forget.
Don't forget who's really doing you a favor.
My mother always said, "You'll understand when you grow up."
(I'm not afraid of being scolded. Just give me 20 years.)
Everyone changes over time.
I forgot who was who at the office.
He hates this one, that one, and he can't stand the other one.
I forgot who's who now.
I have to remember this one, that one, or else I'll be in trouble.
I forgot who.
Be careful of this one, that one, don't forget.
I forgot who.
My mother always said, "You'll understand when you grow up."