Kitchen Man

Madam Bucks was quite de luxe
Servants by the score
Porters at each door
Butlers and maids galore

But one day Dan, her kitchen man
Gave in his notice he's through
She cried, "Oh Dan, don't go
It'll grieve me if you do"

"I love his cabbage, crave his hash
Deafy about his succotash
I can't do without my kitchen man
Wild about his turnip tops
Likes the way he warms my chops
I can't do without my kitchen man"

"Anybody else can leave
And I would only laugh
But he means too much to me
And you ain't heard the half

Oh, his jelly roll is so nice and hot
Never fails to touch the spot
I can't do without my kitchen man"

"His frankfurters are oh so sweet
How I like his sausaged meat
I can't do without my kitchen man

Oh, how that boy can open clams
No one else can touch my hams
I can't do without my kitchen man"

"When I eat his doughnuts
All I leave is the hole
Anytime he wants to
Why he can use my sugar bowl

Oh, his bologna's really worth a try
Never fails to satisfy
I can't do without my kitchen man"