Текст песни Tullohoma Dancing Pizza Man (2008 Album Version) - Eddie Rabbitt

He takes a wad of dough and he flops it on the table
He makes it flat and round and pours him a ladle
Of tomato sauce. He spreads it real thick and sweet

He takes a big fist full of mozzarella cheese
Spreads it around with anchovies green peppers
And onions and mushrooms and a little ground beef
Then he puts it on a shovel
Shoved our in the oven with tender love and care
Then he dances around while out tounges
Hang out and the smell of heaven fills the air

Tullohoma dancing pizza man
Make me the juiciest pizza in the land
Hey, I'm no penny pincher, give me that big, 16 incher
Whoa ho ho... Make it to go
Tullahmoa dancin' pizza man
Tullahmoa dancin' pizza man

Well, we sat in the booth less than a quarter of an hour
And out of the oven like a giant sunflower, it came
All ready and steamin' with bubblin cheese
Well he took his round knife, and he cut it up in slices
Put it in a box, looked at me said the price is 3.
Put'em in a box, looked at me, and said
The price is three-ninety-nine
I gave him a five and got a dollar and one change

And I was tempted to eat it on the front seat
It smelt so good I could hardly drive
Have a piece of that scrumptious pizza pie.
Have a piece of that scrumptious pizza pie

Tullohoma dancin' pizza man
Make me the juiciest pizza in the land
Hey, I'm no penny pincher, give Me that big, 16 incher
Whoa ho ho... Make it to go
Tullahmoa dancin' pizza man
Tullahmoa dancin' pizza man
Tullahmoa dancin' pizza man
Tullahmoa dancin' pizza man