Текст и перевод песни Eliots feat. Skutelis - Pudeles kondomi ibumetīns

Pudeles kondomi ibumetīns

Pēdējo dienu notikumi bij' diezgan interesanti
Ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja
Jūtos mierīgs kā lasis pēc nārsta
Izgāju laukā un satiku kādu
Smīns viltīgs, šķībs pilnīg un acis sarkanas
Sveiks Eliot ko tu dari vakarā?
Mēs varam ieliet bendžu ja tu piemestu piecīti
Pēc tam aizgāst pie grūpijām uz dienesta viesnīcu
Man te ir pāris tādas ķipa turībā mācās
Viņas nešņauc un nedzer bet toties kurī un drāžās.
DAVAJ!
Mums vaj'g cīgas paga pieturi pie klondaikas
Man kautkas kabatā un spīkeros kā Sean Price
Nu kad tu uztīsi?
Dodu laiku burvībai
Pa pāris dūmiem un mēs esam pie durvīm jau
Labvakar dāmas sakiet kāds ir vakara plāns?
Gribat kaut ko uzkurīt un palēkāt uz baklažāna?
Man te ir viens draugs kas tirgo nelegālo spirtu
Viņam šodien dzimšanas diena zēni negribat uz pirti?
Būs desiņas uz grila 10 kiļi no Rīgas
Sieviete ir noslēpums un es minu šo mīklu
Uz pakaļējā beņķa kad ripo cenzē Forum cinema
Netiku pie seksa bet tiku pie minētā
Saki paldies Ivetai mēs jau esam klāt Sku'
Pogā bikses ciet tagad slēp savu dārgumu
Lienam ārā no tačkas brienam tālāk kur bračkas
Stīvi pēta mūs velkot cīgu ārā no pačkas.

POHUJ!

Tusiņš tavā dzīvoklī un nebūs mājās muteres
Ciemos ierodas Eliots un Skutelis
Mēs nevelkam nost tupeles un jūtamies kā mājās
Ā jā! paslēp visas pudeles.

Tusiņš tavā dzīvoklī un nebūs mājās muteres
Ciemos ierodas Eliots un Skutelis
Mēs nevelkam nost tupeles un jūtamies kā mājās
Ā jā! paslēp visas pudeles.

Šmiga līst kā no strūklakas godīgi true
Tikko mēs ienākam jūtama rosība
Sieviešu brūtgani posī jā ķipa kas tas pa keksu
Viņš neuzdzer degvīnu un tad lasa tekstus
Maģī skanēja tranzīts pirms es uzslēdzu oniksu
Bet maģis vispār beidza skanēt kad tam uzlēju toniku
Pofig, Es otrā stāvā tusēju ar Moniku
Kas tas tur pa čali uz manīm skatās dusmīgi un komiski?
Tas ir tas Monikas čalis kas tik tikko no Dublinas
Esot izsitējs no kriminālziņu rubrikas
Nahrenizē viņu tagad, Kamēr redz publika
Jā starp citu kāpēc Monika jau ir pusplika?
Viņš stāvēja uz trepēm Es viņu pagrābu aiz kedām
Pēc tam parāvu tik neganti Ka pat sagrāvu verandu
Kas bez kautiņiem nevar? Iesaucās šmara
No tā bara pēc izskata gluži kā Dagmāra Legante
Acis sarkanas kā planēta Marss
Salēju kausu un planēju pats pa istabu
Kaut kur pasēju pasi sasēju daci izmīlēju viņu uz galda
Un tajā paša vietā paēdu lasi
Krutku uzdzeram ar alu lai ir lustīgāks blieziens
Tad es strīdoties ar suni centos uzmīst uz griestiem
No rīta pamostoties botes bij' ar mazutu pilnas
Velns zin' kur es biju gājis kad man pazuda filma.

POHUJ!

Tusiņš tavā dzīvoklī un nebūs mājās muteres
Ciemos ierodas Eliots un Skutelis
Mēs nevelkam nost tupeles un jūtamies kā mājās
Ā jā! paslēp visas pudeles.

Tusiņš tavā dzīvoklī un nebūs mājās muteres
Ciemos ierodas Eliots un Skutelis
Mēs nevelkam nost tupeles un jūtamies kā mājās
Ā jā! paslēp visas pudeles.

Tā kā mēs nākam ciemos ja kas!

Condoms Ibuprofen Bottles

The events of the last few days have been quite interesting
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I feel as calm as a salmon after spawning
I went outside and met someone
A sly grin, completely crooked, and red eyes
Hey Eliot, what are you doing tonight?
We can get wasted if you throw in a fiver
Then head over to the groupies at the service hotel
I have a couple of them here, like, studying wealth
They don't snort or drink, but they smoke and fuck.
LET'S GO!
We need some cigarettes, stop by Klondaika
I have something in my pocket and Sean Price in the speakers
Well, when are you gonna roll up?
I give time for magic
A couple of puffs and we're already at the door
Good evening ladies, what's the plan for the evening?
Want to light something up and jump on the eggplant?
I have a friend here who sells illegal alcohol
It's his birthday today, boys, wanna go to the sauna?
There will be sausages on the grill, 10 kilometers from Riga
A woman is a mystery, and I'm solving this riddle
In the back seat as we roll past censored Forum Cinema
Didn't get any sex, but I got what I mentioned
Say thanks to Iveta, we're already here, Sku'
Button up your pants, hide your treasure now
Get out of the car, let's wade further where the brothers are
Stevie's checking us out, pulling a cigarette out of the pack.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

Party at your apartment, and your mom won't be home
Eliot and Skutelis are coming over
We don't take off our shoes and feel at home
Oh yeah! hide all the bottles.

Party at your apartment, and your mom won't be home
Eliot and Skutelis are coming over
We don't take off our shoes and feel at home
Oh yeah! hide all the bottles.

The smoke is pouring like from a fountain, honestly true
As soon as we walk in, there's a noticeable buzz
Women's fiancés are posing like, who the hell is this cupcake
He doesn't drink vodka and then reads texts
Magi was playing Transit before I turned on Onyx
But Magi stopped playing altogether when I poured tonic on it
Whatever, I'm partying with Monika on the second floor
Who's that dude looking at me angrily and comically?
That's Monika's dude who just arrived from Dublin
He's supposed to be a bouncer from the crime news section
Fuck him now, while the audience can see
Yeah, by the way, why is Monika already half-naked?
He was standing on the stairs, I grabbed him by the sneakers
Then I pulled so hard that I even wrecked the veranda
Who can't go without fights? exclaimed a broad
From that crowd, looking just like Dagmāra Legante
Eyes red like the planet Mars
I poured a cup and soared around the room myself
Somewhere I lost my passport, tied up a Dacia, made love to her on the table
And in the same place I ate salmon
We'll drink a shot with beer for a more fun bang
Then, arguing with the dog, I tried to step on the ceiling
Waking up in the morning, my boots were full of fuel oil
God knows where I went when my film disappeared.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

Party at your apartment, and your mom won't be home
Eliot and Skutelis are coming over
We don't take off our shoes and feel at home
Oh yeah! hide all the bottles.

Party at your apartment, and your mom won't be home
Eliot and Skutelis are coming over
We don't take off our shoes and feel at home
Oh yeah! hide all the bottles.

So we're coming over, just so you know!