Tiny Sudocrem Handprints

What are you doing here? This is the bathroom
It's not even twenty to four
There are loads of flannels flung on the floor
And some tiny sudocrem handprints on the wall

So I take her back and I tuck her in
In a room where she'll be happy
Give it half a minute she's in beside me
There's tiny sudocrem handprints on my heart

Well I never knew such a love could happen
One not prepared for in any way
Who'd have thought never ever sleeping
Would make me so happy

Is there a man here with straight of face
Who presented with a fait accompli
Wouldn't get to work and start calling favours
To sort us out a house for three

So I pull things apart and I rearrange them
To places that they shouldn't be
Just to find an order to house a daughter
And stop her bankrupting the family

Well I never knew such a love could happen
One not prepared for in any way
Who'd have thought losing all my money
Would make me so happy whoa
Would make me so happy

You'll find me faking I'm asleep
In the hope that she'll go back
But hear her jumping down the stairs
Oh god where is she going?

What are you doing here? This is the kitchen
You really are going too far
There are some missing biscuits so don't deny it
There's tiny sudocrem handprints on the jar

Well I never knew such a love could happen
One not prepared for in any way
Who'd have thought losing all my biscuits
Would make me so happy whoa
Would make me so happy