Текст песни As the World Turns - Eminem
Yes,
man!
As
the
world
turns
We
all
experience
things
in
life
Trials
and
tribulations,
that
we
all
must
go
through
When
someone
wants
to
test
us
When
someone
tries
our
patience
I
hang
with
a
bunch
of
hippies
and
wacky
tobacco
planters
Who
swallow
lit
roaches
and
light
up
like
jack-o-lanterns
Outsidaz
baby,
and
we
suin'
the
courts
Cause
we
dope
as
fuck
and
only
get
a
2 in
The
Source,
yo
They
never
shoulda
booted
me
outta
reform
school
Deformed
fool,
taking
a
shit
in
a
warm
pool
Till
they
threw
me
out
the
Ramada
Inn
I
said
it
wasn't
me,
I
got
a
twin
"Oh
my
God,
it's
you!
Not
again!"
It
all
started
when
my
mother
took
my
bike
away
'Cause
I
murdered
my
guinea
pig
and
stuck
him
in
the
microwave
After
that,
it
was
straight
to
the
40
ouncers
Slappin'
teachers
and
jackin'
off
in
front
of
my
counselors
Class
clown
freshman,
dressed
like
Les
Nessman
Fuck
the
next
lesson,
I'll
pass
the
test
guessin'
And
all
the
other
kids
said
"Eminem
is
a
thizz
head"
"He'll
never
last,
the
only
class
he'll
ever
pass
is
phys-ed"
Maybe
true,
till
I
told
this
bitch
in
gym
class
That
she
was
too
fat
to
swim
laps
she
need
a
Slim
Fast
"Who?
Me?"
Yeah,
bitch,
you
so
big,
you
walked
into
Vic
Tanny's
and
stepped
on
Jenny
Craig
She
picked
me
up
to
snap
me
like
a
skinny
twig
Put
me
in
a
headlock,
then
I
thought
of
my
guinea
pig
I
felt
the
evilness
and
started
transformin'
It
began
stormin',
I
heard
a
bunch
of
cheerin'
fans
swarmin'
Grabbed
that
bitch
by
her
hair,
drug
her
across
the
ground
And
took
her
up
to
the
highest
diving
board
and
tossed
her
down
Sorry
coach,
it's
too
late
to
tell
me
stop
While
I
drop
this
bitch
face
down
and
watch
her
belly
flop
As
the
world
turns
These
are
the
days
of
our
lives
These
are
the
things
that
we
must
go
through,
day
by
day
We
drive
around
in
million
dollar
sports
cars
While
little
kids
hide
this
tape
from
their
parents
like
bad
report
cards
Outsidaz,
and
we
suing
the
courts
'Cause
we
dope
as
fuck
and
only
get
a
2 in
The
Source
Hypochondriac,
hanging
out
at
the
laundromat
Where
all
the
raunchy
fat
white
trashy
blondes
be
at
Dressed
like
a
sailor,
standin'
by
a
pail
of
garbage
It's
almost
dark
and
I'm
still
tryna
nail
a
trailer
park
bitch
I
met
a
slut
and
said
"What
up?
It's
nice
to
meet
ya"
"I'd
like
to
treat
you
to
a
Faygo
and
a
slice
of
pizza"
"But
I'm
broke
as
fuck
and
I
don't
get
paid
till
the
first
of
next
month"
"But
if
you
would
care
to
join
me,
I
was
about
to
roll
this
next
blunt"
"But
I
ain't
got
no
weed,
no
Phillies,
or
no
papers"
"Plus
I'm
a
rapist
and
a
repeated
prison
escapist"
"So
give
me
all
your
money
and
don't
try
nothing
funny"
"'Cause
you
know
your
stinking
ass
is
too
fat
to
try
to
outrun
me"
I
went
to
grab
my
gun,
that's
when
her
ass
put
it
on
me
With
an
uppercut
and
hit
me
with
a
basket
of
laundry
I
fell
through
the
glass
doors,
started
causing
a
scene
Slid
across
the
floor
and
flew
right
into
a
washing
machine
Jumped
up
with
a
broken
back
Thank
God
I
was
smokin'
crack
all
day
and
doped
up
on
coke
and
smack
All
I
wanted
to
do
was
rape
the
bitch
and
snatch
her
purse
Now
I
wanna
kill
her
But
yo,
I
gotta
catch
her
first
Ran
through
Rally's
parkin'
lot
and
took
a
shortcut
Saw
the
house
she
ran
up
in
and
shot
her
fuckin'
porch
up
Kicked
the
door
down
to
murder
this
divorced
slut
Looked
around
the
room
that's
when
I
seen
her
bedroom
door
shut
I
know
you're
in
there
bitch,
I
got
my
gun
cocked
You
might
as
well
come
out
now,
she
said
"Come
in,
it's
unlocked"
I
walked
in
and
all
I
smelled
was
Liz
Claiborne
And
seen
her
spread
across
the
bed
naked
watchin'
gay
porn
She
said
"Come
here
big
boy,
let's
get
acquainted"
I
turned
around
to
run,
twisted
my
ankle
and
sprained
it
She
came
at
me
at
full
speed,
nothing
could
stop
her
I
shot
her
five
times
and
every
bullet
bounced
off
her
I
started
to
beg
"No,
please
let
go"
But
she
swallowed
my
fuckin'
leg
whole
like
an
egg
roll
With
one
leg
left,
now
I'm
hoppin'
around
crippled
I
grabbed
my
pocket
knife
and
sliced
off
her
right
nipple
Just
tryna
buy
me
some
time
then
I
remembered
this
magic
trick
Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh!
Go-go
gadget
dick!
Whipped
that
shit
out,
and
ain't
no
doubt
about
it
It
hit
the
ground
and
caused
an
earthquake
and
power
outage
I
shouted
"Now
bitch,
let's
see
who
gets
the
best"
Stuffed
that
shit
in
crooked
and
fucked
that
fat
slut
to
death
"Come
here,
bitch!"
"Come
here!
Take
this
mothafuckin'
dick,
bitch!"
"Come
here!"
And
as
we
go
along,
throughout
the
days
of
our
lives
We
all
face
small
obstacles
and
challenges
everyday
That
we
must
go
through
These
are
the
things
that
surround
us
through
our
atmosphere,
every
day
Every
single
day
the
world
keeps
turning
Keeps
turning
Keeps
turning
Keeps
turning
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2 Lounge (Skit)
3 Ken Kaniff (Skit)
4 Bitch (Skit)
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7 My Fault
8 Bad Meets Evil
9 Still Don't Give a F**k
10 I'm Shady
11 As the World Turns
12 Just Don't Give a F**k
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16 If I Had
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18 Public Service Announcement
19 My Name Is
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