Текст песни I Cringed, Dan - Endigo

Put that booger back in your nose, turn around and walk away
The "I troll you" sign in America says
"I want you for the U.S. Army"
Some prisoners when they're in the
Shower, their butt crack is showing (Ew)
And Nathan Boutell says "this is my
Favorite series, keep it going" (Thanks buddy)
I had a gerbil and his name was Gerbil
Unfortunately, he died
And Mohammed Sharmeel loves my vids and guess what? He subscribed
I cringed, Dan
He's got incredible butt cheeks, Dan
If Dan had a kid, he'd call it Pug Man
What's wrong with your eyes? Are you alright, Dan?
Am I gonna regret this? Yeah...
Dan's secret ability: he can scare himself with a door
Dan, your forehead is beautiful
Your channel was better when you did Minecraft
Dan put tape on his hair, boy, he's gonna regret that
Maybe you could marry a bully
Gordon Ramsay has left the chat
I cringed, Dan
He's got incredible butt cheeks, Dan
If Dan had a kid, he'd call it Pug Man
What's wrong with your eyes? Are you alright, Dan?
Am I-am I gonna regret this? I think I am...
Roses are red, violets are blue
Dan is the best and so are you
Dan, you short (Uh... okay)
Your secret is safe with me
The whole time I was thinking, "Just get some laxative"
There should be a song about his chair, fantastic
This is clickbait, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead
Wait, Dan... why are your eyes so red?
Holy potato, only Filipinos understand
Only OGs remember when Dan broke his hand
Mommy, I'm confused... aah
And yes, child, so am I
Please don't tell me you're a robot
Who's watching this vid wearing no socks?
How do you headshot a banana?
Press this if you're 9 or older
Dude, the character smacking his butt at the end somehow made my day
Dan, Danny, Big Dee, look at all this sadness and pee
I cringed, Dan
He's got incredible butt cheeks, Dan
If Dan had a kid, he'd call it Pug Man
What's wrong with your eyes? Are you alright, Dan?
I cringed, Dan
(Original song by DanTDM)