Текст песни Captain Kirk vs Christopher Columbus - Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD
Arrivederci
I'mma
leave
before
this
battle
begins
Cause
we
both
know
in
the
end
which
of
these
captains
gonna
win
I'll
show
you
how
a
real
explorer
handles
a
situation
I'll
beat
you
so
bad
they'll
feel
it
in
the
next
generation
So
bring
it
on
I'll
whip
you
like
a
Klingon
My
rhymes
will
burrow
in
your
ears
like
The
Wrath
of
Khan
I've
got
a
neck
chop
for
Spock
I'll
put
my
sword
through
Sulu
Check
into
a
Priceline
Hotel
and
watch
your
fat
ass
on
Hulu
I'm
the
enterprising
Captain
James
Tiberius
Kirk
Representing
Riverside
Iowa,
planet
Earth
I
hear
you
call
yourself
an
explorer
But
I'm
just
not
having
it
You
discovered
a
new
world
that
was
already
inhabited
Why
don't
you
boldly
go
someplace
you've
never
gone
before
like
India
Or
any
destination
you
actually
set
sail
for
You
spaghetti
eating
fuck
How's
your
spice
rack
doing?
I'll
be
chilling
in
my
spaceship
Have
fun
canoeing
You
know
rapping
against
you
it's
not
even
fun
It's
like
somebody
set
your
brains
on
stun
I
am
the
fabric
of
history,
you
are
a
fictional
stain
I'll
stick
a
flag
up
your
ass
and
claim
you
for
Spain!
Mr.
Spock
beam
me
back
to
1492
so
I
can
beat
this
man
like
it's
my
job
We'll
see
how
Isabella
likes
my
Captain's
log
It's
Kobayashi
for
you,
there's
no
way
you
could
win
When
your
weak
crew
sees
me
approaching
They'll
be
like,
dammit
it's
Jim
I'll
double-fist-punch
you,
you
slave
making
bitch!
Now,
take
your
genocidal
ass
off
of
my
bridge
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