Текст песни Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud - Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter
Epic
rap
battles
of
history!
Mother
Teresa!
Versus
Sigmund
Freud!
Begin!
Mother
Teresa,
for
short,
call
me
"M.T."
I'm
a
missionary of charity
M.C
Three
stripes like
Adidas,
and
I'm
doing
it for
Jesus
A
one
woman
nun-DMC
I
got
a
peace
prize,
but
I'm
not
friendly
You're
oh-for-thirteen
as
a
nominee
I've
got
lines
like
the
DMV
And
being
me
takes
balls,
but
I
ain't
got
no
D
envy!
Who
could
ask
for
a
better
adversary
on
the
mic
Than
the
father
of
psychoanalysis?
Psych!
Look
at
that
egghead!
Mama
wants
some
omelettes
I'm
here
to
crack
the
mind
behind
the
mom-sex
complex
I
gave
food,
bed,
medicine,
and
showers
To
those
whose
flesh
leprosy
had
devoured
Your
legacy
is
people
who
are
mad
at
their
parents
Complaining
on
the
couch
for
two
hundred
bucks
an
hour!
Jokes
I
could
make
about
your
looks:
abundant
Your
chastity
vow:
redundant
But
that's
enough
about
Mary
B
Let's
turn
to
my
favourite
subject:
me!
I
got
mouth
cancer,
wasn't
feeling
so
hot
Had
the
doc
put
me
down
with
a
morphine
shot
Thank
imaginary
God
I
wasn't
in
one
of
your
beds
You'd
have
just
sprinkled
magic
water
on
my
forehead!
I
help
people
live,
you
watch
people
die
To
get
souls
for
a
man
in
the
sky!
You
took
credit
that
you
didn't
deserve
You're
the
fakest
Sister
Act
since
Whoopi
Goldberg!
You
were
running
Project
Pimp
the
Projects
To
you,
Calcutta
meant
Cal-cutta
a
check!
I
can
see
right
through
you
and
you've
got
no
flavour
I'm
battling
a
communion
wafer!
You
call
that
a
verse?
You're
super-ego-trippin'
I
gotta
say,
Sigmund,
you're
Freudian
slippin'!
I
built
mad
missions
in
my
savior's
name
All
you
built
was
a
mad
tolerance
for
cocaine!
Obsessed
with
masturbation,
but
you're
off
the
beat
Your
flows
are
so
poor
I
should
be
washing
their
feet
Dreams
are
the
only
place
you'll
ever
be
as
dope
as
me
I
make
my
rhymes
count
like
beads
on
a
rosary!
Everything
is
sex
to
you!
After
I'm
done
wrecking
you
I'll
have
to
go
and
do
confession
just
for
standing
next
to
you
You
want
a
second
coming?
I'll
bless
the
mic
again
I'll
end
you
like
a
prayer,
motherlover!
Amen!
I
notice
that
you
talk
a
lot
about
yourself,
which
is
funny
Since
you
hide
your
true
feelings
like
they
were
other
people's
money
Ooh!
An
exception
to
my
theory!
I
can't
believe
this!
Here
we
have
a
Mother
that
no
one
wants
to
sleep
with!
You
had
a
nice
message,
but
your
methods
were
detestable
I've
seen
better
care
given
to
organic
vegetables!
All
these
tokens
and
smoke
and
miracles
You
really
believe
all
this
stuff?
You're
hysterical!
I've
got
the
libido
to
continue
to
beat
ya
But
our
time
is
up,
Teresa
Who
won?
Who's
next?
You
decide!
Epic
rap
batttles
of
history!
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