Текст песни Justin Bieber vs Beethoven - Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & Alex Farnham

Look what the cat dragged back from the dead
Man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head
I'm the next the next Michael Jackson
You smell like Bette White, here's some aspirin
You're catching Bieber fever tonight
Because my voice is incredible
And your music is terrible
Who even listens to Classical anyway?
Even Elise wants to do me
And now that you're right next to me
I can understand why they used a dog
To play you in the movies
Sit down, son
And let me give you a music lesson
Ask Bach
I got more cock than Smith and Wesson
Never say Never?
You'll never be forgetting
I've crafted masterpieces
That will last throughout the ages
I'm committing verbal murder in the major third degree
My name is Beethoven motherfucker
Maybe you've heard of me
Not the Saint Bernard Version
I'm the real O.G
You wanna trade blows?
You can't even hit puberty!
I got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage
When's the last time your music got anybody laid?
I've got a concert in five, so there's not much time left
(heh heh heh)
What else can I say?
Your own music made you deaf
I would smack you but in Germany we don't hit little girls
And I'm glad I'm deaf
So I can't hear that piece of shit
"My World"
There's a crowd of millions waiting to hear my symphonies
You wanna be a little white Usher?
Here, show them their seats