Текст песни Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin - Nice Peter , Epic Rap Battles of History , EpicLLOYD
Epic
rap
battels
of
history
Ben
Franklin
vs
Billy
Mays,
begin
I'm
big
Ben
Franklin
and
this
shan't
be
pretty
Let
me
instruct
you
how
we
battle
in
the
city
of
Philly
You
couldn't
sell
Rick
James
a
bag
of
crack,
you're
out
of
practice
My
victory's
more
certain
than
death
or
taxes
Fact
is
you're
a
hack,
whack
QVC
joke
You
peddle
soap
that
cleans
bird
shit
from
my
windows
I'll
craft
a
lyrical
coffin
and
then
spit
the
nails
in
Call
me
Arthur
Miller
son,
cause
it's
death
of
a
salesman
Hi
Billy
Mays
here
with
a
special
TV
offer
Watch
me
crush
this
bald
fat
foppish
founding
father
I'll
take
my
awesome
auger
and
sow
your
quacker
oats
I'll
shoot
your
rhymes
down
like
a
regiment
of
red
coats
I'm
lord
of
the
pitch
and
leader
in
home
sales
You're
just
a
lumpy
pumpkin
who
invented
the
mail
Benny's
got
kite'n
key
but
you're
in
for
a
shock
When
I
strike
you
with
bolts
from
my
lightning
rod
cock
Stop
I
protest
these
intolerable
raps
It
takes
just
one
easy
payment
for
me
to
whoop
your
ass
Cause
I'm
mint
I'm
money
I'm
an
educated
gentleman
So
join
or
die
Bill
cause
it's
all
about
the
Benjamin
(But
wait
there's
more)
Is
there,
anyone
out
there
who
can
finish
this
battle?
Anyone...?
Anyone...?
I
can,
You
following
me
camera
guy?
Cause
it's
about
to
get
furious
You're
gonna
love
my
nuts
until
you're
bi-focal-curious
Your
boy
George
chopped
down
trees,
you
couldn't
break
a
piece
of
balsa
Slap
chop
your
face,
make
a
double
chin
salsa
Your
style's
so
broke
they
call
you
poor
Richard
It's
bad
enough
I
got
to
see
you
every
time
I
tip
a
stripper
Vince
against
a
founding
father
is
just
too
bad
Cause
after
this
America
is
gonna
lose
a
Dad
Who
won?
Who's
next?
You
decide
Eeeeeeeeeeeee...
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