Текст песни Infomercial - Erick the Architect

Hey again,
All the services I currently provide are, but not limited to

Bar mitzvahs,
Quinceañeras,
Debuts,
Sweet sixteens,
Baby showers,
Bachelor parties,
Bachelorette parties
Graduations,
Funerals,
Kiddie carnivals,
Weed carnivals
Weddings
Pow-wows
Barn brawls
Karaoke
Hoedowns
Backyard wrestling
Christmas in July
Those annoying-meetings-where-your
Brain-watched-about-timeshare parties
Wine tastings
Potlocks
Christmas parties
Pizza parties
Valentines Day
Take-your-badass-kid-to-work day
Office parties
Zombie parties?
Gangster parties
Frat party
Costume parties
Kickbacks
Functions
Chill sesh
Barbecues
Black barbecues
White barbecues (yahoo!)

Martin Luther King Day
Labor Day
Fourth of July
Thot parties
Block parties
18+ slumber parties
Rock parties
Cruises
Bohemian hippie weddings
Michael Jackson impersonation parties
Bridal showers
"Thank god the baby ain′t mine" parties
Fasten parties
Sabbath
Lent
AA meetings
"Welcome home and thank you for fighting for our country" parties
Baptisms
Blood sacrifices
Bashment parties
Dance contests
Twerk parties
Smoke sessions

And... Halloween