Текст песни BEACH BONES - Ethan Young

Ayo
Yup
Why I got the jitters like a pirate screaming land ho!
Lobster in a bucket bro I think I'll call him Randall
Stick my dome into the sand and call that thing a manhole
Serenade a mermaid with a candle and a banjo
My hand goes
Intertwined with hers
Because I am pro
Understand though
I'll eat some hand soap
Cuz life is moving damn slow
But that's okay I'm Mr. Beach Bones
So I keep going
I'm the least prone
To go die when I'm old
I am the guy you've been told
To throw a ball to a polar bear then go find me some gold
I mean it wasn't that long ago almost married into royalty
Found this girl to toy with me
You know this hungry boy'll eat
Anything she gave me
I love me a foreign lady
Her momma was prime minister
Queen of the Royal Navy
So I flirted with the princess but her heinous said I'm punchy
And the point is that I realized one day I will own a country
Call me king in advance
You know I'm doing my dance
And now I'm feeling really good man this is beach bones

Woo
I'm made of beach bones
Give a dog a beach bone
Arf

Why am I always sweaty man it's cause I love the sun rays
Overdosing vitamin D, it leads to fun days
I never wear shoes, but I don't care I don't like'em
In Norway we don't use'em
We're all barefooted Vikings
And people have the gall to ask what's wrong with yo feet
I say I'm strong and your weak
That's why the Tongans are beasts
And people don't realize that I'm a genius
Just because you never find my name up on the deans list
I'm a seamstress
I put 2 and 2 together, I get paid to be funny
I got it made with the honeys
That's why you see me and your day'll be sunny
I ride the wave when it's coming
I never wait like a dummy
I clean the plate when it's yummy
I'm made of beach bones
And I keep going
I'm the bleep tone
To everybody wanting life to be so lame and boring
I don't got time for snoring
I say good day and good morning
That's why I'm moving to the ocean
I'll continue exploring
It's beach bones

Woo
Yuh this is beach bones unh huh
Yeah yeah and you know I'm made of beach bones unh huh
Ouhhhh
This is beach bones, I got beach bones
Call me Mr. Beach Bones