Crackhead Ted

Well, I was smoking rock, kicking ass and taking lots of pills
Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills
So fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed

When I looked in the bag, there was nothing left
There's blood on the walls from all the cigarettes
And the 40 ounce in my hand is getting dry
Party like this is like working full time

I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids
Shooting guns 'cause it's fun on heroin
I've been wasting time, chugging wine, just to see if I can win
If I can win, then you can lose, take the cash, I'll take the booze

Liquor store robbery, everybody look at me
Liquor store robbery, gimme your money
Liquor store robbery, everybody look at me
Liquor store robbery

Well, I was smoking rock, kicking ass and taking lots of pills
Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills
So fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

I've been smoking rock, kicking ass and taking lots of pills
Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills
I was so fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

When I looked in the bag there was nothing left
There was blood on the wall from the cigarettes
And the 40 in my hand is getting dry
A party like this is like working full time

I've been smoking rock, kicking ass and taking lots of pills
Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills
So fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids
Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun on heroin
I've been wasting time, chugging wine, just to see if I can win
If I can win then you can lose, take the cash I'll take the booze

Well, I was smoking rock, kicking ass and taking lots of pills
Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills
So fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

And shooting guns, just for fun 'cause I am American
Lived awhile, I don't know how, just so I can drink again
Pulled out 20 dollar, just like you're my best friend
Just so I can do it again