Текст песни Loose Booty - Faster Pussycat

Booty, booty!
Now here's a story about a floppy rump
Oh, I know, it's hip, so bums
You got a rotten bladder and bad kidneys
That's why she wears plastic sheets
Her butt she drags along the street
Now there are no rules for me
She'd be so purty if she went on a diet
Come on, bad bitch, do it twice
(Fat girl) She tried to sit on me
(Fat girl) She eat me hot meat
(Fat girl) Maximum density
(Fat girl) She's going to squeeze the shit out of me
Loose booty!
Big ol' Betty had a buffalo butt
If you thought that was big, you should have seen her gut
On her butt was a sunny constituent
She's so thick she's got her own zip code
My money could house a family of four
Can you eat chimichanga please, señor?
She's so obese she broke my bed
All bad chicks give good head
(Fat girl) Her legs look like cottage cheese
(Fat girl) She's just so much Lexis squeeze
(Fat girl) Her stank, it makes me wheeze
(Fat girl) She's wicked, delicious and greasy
I ain't gonna touch you, gonna walk on by (Loose booty!)
36-24, 36 Times 5 (Booty, booty!)
If you beat the herd of turkeys and
You took first prize (Big ol' booty!)
L-O-O-S-E-B-O-O-O-T-Y (Loose booty!)
(Fat girl) She tried to eat me
(Fat girl) She's a real live rollie pollie
(Fat girl) She thinks I'm ice cream
(Fat girl) Aah! She's fuckin' ugly!
I ain't gonna touch you, gonna walk on by (Loose booty!)
When I see you up and down the marshmallow pie (Booty, booty!)
The drummers in the band, he's just the kind of guy (Stinky booty!)
L-O-O-S-E-B-O-O-O-T-Y (Stinky booty!)