What Do You Do?

I met a guy last night at the game bar
Shooting tiny hoops, score through the roof
He looked into my eyes, said, I wanna know who you are
Then he dropped the bomb, what do you do?
I told him that I sing, he said, for a living?
To which I replied, Kind of, how 'bout you?

And he told me that he played guitar, wrote a book
Lived in Sydney, joined a beer league, he was in a movie
And he dabbled in photography
Then he said, I know you're into music, but that can't be it
Gotta have a hobby, come on, tell me honey, let me in

Okay, alright
Well

My hobby's getting high with Chloe
'Cause we work the week away
I've got two jobs, she's got three
Keeps us in the house we pay to live in
I don't lie, my brain is balding
Burnout got me crawling home
Now, I see you yawning
Am I boring? Now, I guess you know

I was having fun, but now I'm done
So, I'll run, chased by, "what do you do? What do you do?
Holding back panic attacks, got a mask for when they ask
Ask me, what do you do? What do you do?

I wake up like a dead body each morning
Stumble down the stairs just half awake
Then I start to feel like a hamster on a wheel
I forget every meal and at the end of the day

My hobby's getting high with Chloe
'Cause we work the week away
I've got two jobs, she's got three
Keeps us in the house we pay to live in
I won't lie, my brain is balding
Burnout got me crawling home
Now, I see you yawning
Am I boring? Now, I guess you know

I was having fun, but now I'm done
So, I'll run, chased by what do you do? What do you do?
Holding back panic attacks, got a mask for when they ask
Ask me, what do you do? What do you do?

You must have a time machine
How do you have time for everything?
While I have time for three things
And they all make me money

I don't need eyeliner
Got dark circles, I'm Avril Lavigne
Au naturel without even trying
I'm just so fucking tired, man

Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh

I was having fun, but now I'm done
So, I'll run, chased by what do you do? What do you do?
Holding back panic attacks, got a mask for when they ask
Ask me, what do you do? What do you do?

My hobby's getting high with Chloe
'Cause we work the week away
I've got two jobs, she's got three
Keeps us in the house we pay to live in
I won't lie, my brain is balding
Burnout got me crawling home
Now, I see you yawning
Am I boring? Now, I guess you know