Mr Straight

One, two, three, four

Yeah, he's straight down the line
He never commits crime
He pays his bills on time
Never had a friend

Works in a bank
He's got his brains to thank
He holds a very high rank
And he talks a lot of

Common sense
Sits on the fence
He never causes offence
He doesn't get tense

Sits on his own
Stuck in his home
Wanna be alone
But he doesn't moan

He's a man who always stays in his mind
But he's the man that's got it all planned right

He lives with number one
You know him, he's Mr. Straight
Never having fun
You know him, he's Mr. Straight
Never does it wrong
You know him, he's Mr. Straight
Knows what's going on
You know him, you know him well

Never cool

Never had any friends
Too clever for them
And he never depends on anyone
He comes round to play
You put your dope away
You know what he'll say
You tell Straight away

Knows what he'll be
He's gonna be an MP
Rise a family
And fool you and me

He's a man who always stays in his mind
But he's the man that's got it all planned right

He lives with number one
You know him, he's Mr. Straight
Never having fun
You know him, he's Mr. Straight
Never does it wrong
You know him, he's Mr. Straight
Knows what's going on
You know him, you know him well

Straight, Straight, Straight
Straight, Straight, Straight
Straight, Straight, Straight
Straight, Straight, Straight
Straight, Straight, Straight
Straight, Straight, Straight
Straight, Straight, Straight

Yeah, he lives with number one
You know him, he's Mr. Straight
Never having fun
You know him, he's Mr. Straight
Never does it wrong
You know him, he's Mr. Straight
Knows what's going on

You know him, you know him well
He lives with number one

You know him, he's Mr. Straight
Never having fun
You know him, he's Mr. Straight
Never does it wrong
You know him, he's Mr. Straight
Knows what's going on

You know him, he's Mr. Straight