Текст песни If Only She Woulda - Frank Zappa

You took a chance (you took a chance)
On Jumbo′s love (on Jumbo's love)
If only she woulda (if only she woulda)
Gave you the shove (gave you the shove)
That might have sent you (that might have sent you)
On your way (on your way)
But it′s too late now (it's too late now)
You got a letter today (you got a letter today)
Will life and love
Has left you shafted?
And on top of that, ha-ha
You just got drafted
You just got drafted (that's right)
You just got drafted (believe in your sister)
You just got drafted (Hey! Let′s jam)
You took a chance (you took a chance)
On Jumbo′s love (on Jumbo's love)
If only she woulda (if only she woulda)
Gave you the shove (gave you the shove)
That might have sent you (that might have sent you)
On your way (on your way)
But it′s too late now (it's too late now)
You got a letter today (you got a letter today)
Will life and love
Has left you shafted?
And on top of that, hey-hey
You just got drafted
You just got drafted
You just got drafted
You just got...