Текст песни In France (Live) - Frank Zappa

Isn't that amazing?

Playin' in a tent
It's payin' the rent
Pooch a civilian
It's a mayor event

Down in France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
Under France

The girls are all salty
The boys is all sweet
The food ain't too shabby
An' they piss in the street

Down in France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
Under France

They got diseases
Like you never seen
Got a mystery blow-job
Turn your peter green

Down in France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
Down under France

They got some coffee
Eatin' right through the cup
An' when they go ka-ka
They make you stand up

Down in France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
Down under France

Listen here
If you're not careful
It'll stick to your cheeks
You'll smell like Godzilla
For a couple of weeks

Down in France
Way down in France (Isn't that amazing?)
Way on down (Wash yer gloves!)
Way on down
Down under France
Well suck that harmonica, son

We cannot wait
Till we go back
It gets so exciting
When the poodles 'react'

Down in France
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down

Never try to get yo' peter sucked in France
Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!