Montana

I might be movin′ to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a flop of dental floss

Raisin' it up, waxen it down
In a little white box that I can sell uptown

By myself, I wouldn′t fave no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss

Raisin′ my lonely dental floss
Raisin′ my lonely dental floss

Well, I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else
How about you there?
But then, on the other hand I would

Keep the wax and melt it down
Pluck some floss and swish it aroun′

And I'll have me a crop
An′ it'd be on top, that′s why I'm movin' to Montana

Movin′ to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon, yes I am
I′m movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune, look out

I′m pluckin' the ol′ dennil floss
That's growin′ on the prairie, pluckin' the floss
I plucked all day an' all nite an′ all afternoon

I′m ridin' a small tiny hoss
His name is Mighty Little, he′s a good hoss
Even though he's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway
He′s a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway
Any way

I'm pluckin′ the ol' dennil floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it′s silly, folks
I don′t care if you think it's silly, folks

I′m gonna find me a horse (aha)
Just about this big (yes, sir)
And ride that sucker all along the border line

With a pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

But by myself I wouldn't have no boss
′Cause I'd be raisin′ that lonely dental floss

Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss

Well, I might ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin′ in the moon-lighty night

And then I would get a cup of coffee
And give my foot a push
Just me ′n the pygmy pony
Over by the dennil floss bush

And then I might just sorta
Jump back on an' ride like a dipshit
Into the dawn to Montana

Movin′ to Montana soon
Movin' to Montana soon
Movin′ to Montana soon
Movin' to Montana soon