Текст песни Valley Girl - Frank Zappa

Valley girl she's a valley girl
Valley girl she's a valley girl
Ok fine for sure for sure
She's a valley girl in a clothing store
Ok fine for sure for sure
She's a
Like oh my God
Valley girl
Like totally
Valley girl
Encino is like so bitchin'
Valley girl
There's like the Galleria
Valley girl

And like all these like really great shoe stores.
I like love going into like clothing stores and stuff

I like buy the neatest mini skirts and stuff
It's like so bitchin' 'cause like
Everybody is
Like super super nice

It's like so bitchin' like

On Ventura there she goes
She just bought some bitchin' clothes
Tosses her head and flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there

Anyway, he goes are you into s and m
I go oh right could you like just
Picture me in like a leather teddy
Yeah right hurt me hurt me
I'm sure no way

He was like freaking me out
He called me a beastie
But that's 'cause like he was totally blitzed
He goes like
Bag your face I'm sure

Valley girl she's a valley girl
Valley girl she's a valley girl
Ok fine for sure for sure
She's a valley girl
So sweet and pure
Ok fine for sure for sure
She's a
Really sad
Valley girl
Like my English teacher he's like
Valley girl

He's like Mr bu-fu
We're talking lord God king bu-fu
I'm am so sure
He's like so gross he like
Sits there and plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the
Guys in the class It's like totally disgusting
I'm like so sure it's like
Barf me out
Gag me with a spoon

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place
You know
And I wanted like to
Get my toenails done
And the lady like goes
Oh my God
Your toenails are like so grody
It was like really embarrassing
She was like
Oh my God like bag those toenails
I'm like sure
And she goes
Uh I don't know if I can handle this
You know
I was like really embarrassed

Valley girl
She's a valley girl
Valley girl she's a valley girl
Ok fine for sure for sure
She's a valley girl
And there is no cure
Ok fine for sure for sure
She's a valley girl
And there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet
Valley girl
She like makes me do the dishes and
Clean the cat box
Valley girl
I am sure that's like gross
Valley girl
Barf out
Valley girl
Oh my God
Valley girl
Hi uh huh
Valley girl

My name my name is Andrea Wilkins
Uh huh that's right Andrea
Valley girl
Uh huh I know it's like
Valley girl
I do not talk funny oh I'm sure
Valley girl
What's the matter with the way I talk
Valley girl
I'm a val I know
Valley girl
But I live like in a really good part of Encino
So it's ok
Valley girl
Valley girl
So like I don't know
Valley girl
I'm like freaking out totally
Valley girl
Oh my God
Valley girl
Bye I have to go to the orthodontist
Valley girl
I'm getting my braces off you know?
Valley girl

But I have to wear a retainer
That's gonna be
Really like a total bummer

I'm freaking out I'm sure
Liike those things they like stick in your Mouth they're so gross
They like get saliva
All over them

But like I don't know
It's gonna be cool
You know I'll the guys can like
See my smile
It'll be like really cool except my like
Teeth are like too small
But no biggie
So awesome it's like
Tubular you know
Well I'm not like really ugly or anything
It's just like
I dont know
You know me I'm like into the like
The clean stuff like
Pac Man and like
I don't know
My mother like makes me do the dishes
It's like so gross
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plate and it's like

It's like somebody else's food
You know it's like
Grody
Grody to the max
I'm sure it's like really nauseating
It's like barf out
Gag me with a spoon
Gross
I'm sure
Totally