Текст песни Too Fat Polka - Frankie Yankovic
Fat
and
weak,
what
a
disgrace
Guess
the
champ
got
too
lazy
Ain't
gonna
fly
now,
he's
just
takin'
up
space
Sold
his
gloves,
threw
his
eggs
down
the
drain
But
he's
no
bum,
he
works
down
the
street
He
bought
the
neighborhood
deli
Back
on
his
feet,
now
he's
choppin'
up
meat
Come
inside,
maybe
you'll
hear
him
say
Try
the
rye
or
the
kaiser
They're
on
special
tonight
If
you
want,
you
can
have
an
appetizer
You
might
like
our
silami
and
the
liver's
alright
And
they
really
go
well
with
the
rye
or
the
kaiser
Never
eats
while
on
the
job
He
heard
it's
good
to
stay
hungry
But
he
makes
a
pretty
mean
shishkabob
Have
a
taste,
they
were
made
fresh
today
Try
the
rye
or
the
kaiser
Or
the
wheat
or
the
white
Maybe
I
can
suggest
an
appetizer
Stay
away
from
the
tuna,
it
smells
funny
tonight
But
you
just
can't
go
wrong
with
the
rye
or
the
kaiser
So
today,
his
deli
comes
first
Steady
dreams
of
his
past
days
of
glory
Goes
to
the
back
and
beats
on
the
liverwurst
All
the
while
you
can
still
hear
him
say
It's
the
rye
or
the
kaiser
It's
the
thrill
of
one
bite
Let
me
please
be
your
catering
advisor
If
you
want
substitutions
I
won't
put
up
a
fight
You
can
have
your
roast
beef
on
the
rye
or
the
kaiser
The
rye
or
the
kaiser
The
rye
or
the
kaiser
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