BRIAN THOMPSON

Put me in, coach
Put me in, coach (I'm ready)
I'm sick of watching from the sidelines
Why I fly out to a show, they put me in coach?
At my rich friend place and she might put me in Coach
Tellin' tall tales, she a nympho
You really got one in right now?
TMI, too much info

I'm locked in
You could never put a box in
I can take him all around the country
But I can't take out the Boston (but I can't)
See you later, Osci (oscillator)
Back home, no stoppin' (no stoppin')

Italian man gave me three back shots, so I feel like Brian Thompson (that's cold)
Italian man gave me three back shots, so I feel like Brian Thompson
Italian man gave me three back shots, so I feel like Brian Thompson, Brian Thompson
I go England, it's my city, Nick Crompton
Want police to die but in the store, I'm coppin' (I'm coppin')

I be lifting furries up like I'm a macro
Watch you beg for three months just to sniff his sack, bro
And I know that you do not live in Rhode Island
Still I kinda think that you want what he Hasbro

Go ahead, fill him up like chimichanga (with the cheese and the cream)
I watch his balls go swangalanga
I like to A&R my bears together, watch 'em make a banger
Yeah, while I make a banger (professionally)
This year I haven't thought about a hater (I am a Fujoshi)
Been staying baked and seasoned like potaters (oui, oui, oui, oui)
And if someone try stop me
We drag him out like Tow Mater (Radiator Springs)

My life, it's high pace, fashion
Keep the money in the same place where the cash is
Keep the money in the same place where the cash is
You can't see this bunny, keep your face where the trash is
Keep the money in the same place where the cash is
Keep the money in the same place where the cash is
Keep the money in the same place where the cash is
Keep the money in the same place where the cash is

And I fuckin' hate a fascist
Only wanna make it worse for the masses
I just heard a joke about John McCain's slow death
Now I'm literally dead like Ashli Babbitt
What's the matter, too offensive?
Mad because my free speech doesn't cater to a snowflake?
Twenty thousand genders, DEI and woke is awesome
Xi Jinping should come invade us for like
Your sake and my own sake (and my own sake)

Okay, what else? Yeah, honestly
When a bigot kills himself, I stay indifferent to it
Left wing, I picked a side, and I'm stickin' to it (yup)
Hands up, put your pussy and your dick into it
One last thing, I hate a label too, fuck 'em all (truth)
Unless there's one that's listening that wants to give me cash
Even then, it's like gotta be a lot of cash (like so much)
Probably enough to fund my whole life

Talkin' my life, it's high pace, fashion
Keep the money in the same place where the cash is
Keep the money in the same place where the cash is
You can't see this bunny, keep your face where the trash is
Keep the money in the same place where the cash is
Keep the money in the same place where the cash is
Keep the money in the same place where the cash is
Keep the money in the same place where the cash is

And I'm proud that my love look at me, say it's okay
And I'm proud that I'm making rap and do it my way
And I'm proud that I call my mom and talk the same way
And I'm proud that they like it even when they're not gay
And I'm proud that I'm bringing people up like every day
And I'm proud I don't wanna kill myself like every day
And I'm proud that I didn't order Uber Eats today
And I'm proud that I didn't look at any tweets today
And I'm proud I don't really feel like I fucking tweaked today
And I'm proud that I'm gay

Play will.I.am, suck his Johnson, only missing is a Ray
I know you think hay is for horses, but I'm still like hey
First, I talk about my life, and then he still life, hey
Ava Musa made this beat and then they sent it to me
And I'm 'boutta send these vocals back right now like, okay
And hopefully like both of them are going to say it's great

What if they don't say it's great?
Like, guys, do you like this?
Should I redo this?
Sh-, do you hate me?
Do you fucking hate me?
Do you fucking hate me?