Cuernavaca Choo Choo

You never seen a choo-choo
Like the Cuernavaca Choo Choo
Got everything to suit you
Pretty dollies, hot tamales
It's the Mexicano folly
A mountain-climbing trolley
The Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo

Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo
Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo

Makes you sorry that you took it
Everybody had to push it
On the side of the mountain
'Cause the tracks were running crooked
Yeah, the Cuernavaca Choo Choo
Woo, what a cuckoo
The Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo

Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo
Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo

Ooh, pretty señoritas with lost florists in the hair
Ooh, when you try to get one, boy, you'd better beware
Ooh, when you see a popper comin' with a big gun
Ooh, let me tell you, mi amigo, you'd better run
To the Cuernavaca Choo Choo
The Cuernavaca Choo Choo
The Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo

Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo
Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo

You never seen a choo-choo
Like the Cuernavaca Choo Choo
Got everything to suit you
Pretty dollies, hot tamales
It's the Mexicano folly
A mountain-climbing trolley
The Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo

Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo
Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo, ooh
Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo, ooh
Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo, ooh
Cuernavaca Choo Choo Choo