Текст песни Ass Like That - Fresh Beat MCs

The Way You Shake It, I Can't Believe It
I Ain't Never Seen An Ass Like That
The Way You Move It, You Make My Pee Pee Go
Doing, Doing, Doing
I Don't Believe It, It's Almost Too Good To Be True
I Ain't Never Seen An Ass Like That
The Way You Move It, You Make My Slinky Go
Doing, Doing, Doing
The Way She Moves She's Like A Belly Dancer
She's Shaking That Ass To That New Nelly Jam, I
Think Someones At The Door
But I Don't Think I'm Gonna Answer
Police Saying "Freeze"
Doing, Doing, Doing
What Do You Mean Freeze?
Please, I'm A Human Being, I Have Needs
I'm Not Done, Not Till I'm Finish Peeing
I Am Not Resisting Arrest, I Am Agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm Already On My Knees
I Can't Get On The Ground Any Further, It's Impossible For Me
And Do Not Treat Me Like A Murderer, I Just Like To Pee, Pee, Pee
Yes, I Make R&B, I Sing Song It Go
Ring-A-Chong, A-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
Psych, I Joke, I Joke, I Kidd, I Kidd
If I Offend I'm Sorry, Please, Please Forgive
For I Am Triumph, The Puppet Dog, I Am A Mere Puppet
I Can Get Away With Anything I Sing, You Will Love It
Jessica Simpson, Looks Oh So Temptin'
Nick I Ain't Never Seen An Ass Like That
Everytime I See That Show On Mtv My Slinky Goes
Doing, Doing, Doing
Mary-Kate And Ashley Used To Be So Wholesome
Now They're Getting Older, They're Starting To Grow Bum Bums
I Go To The Movies And Sit Down With My Pop Corn
Police Saying "Freeze"
Doing Doing Doing
What Do You Mean Freeze?
Geez, I Just Got My Seat
I Have Ticket, Look, I Put Away My Zipper Zipped
Please Do Not Remove Me From This Movie Theater Please
I Did Not Even Get To See Mary-Kate Shower Scene
I Didn't Mean To Be Obscene Or Make A Great Big Scene
And Don't Treat Me Like I'm Pee Wee Herman, This Movies Pg
Mr. Officer, I Demand To See My Attorney
I Will Simply Plead Innocent, Cop A Plea And Be Free
Free, Yes, Free, Right Back On The Streets
What You Mean My Lawyer's With Michael, He's Too Busy?
I Am Triumph, Britney Spears Has Shoulders Like A Man
And I Can Say That And You'll Laugh Cuz That Is A Puppet On My Hand
Hilary Duff Is Not Quite Old Enough So
I Ain't Never Seen A Butt Like That
Maybe Next Year I'll Say Ass And She'll Make My Slinky Go
Doing, Doing, Doing
The Way She Moves She Dances Like A Go-Go
In That Video She Sings Get Out Your Bozo
I Need A New Boyfriend, Hi My Name Is Jojo
Police Saying "Freeze"
Doing, Doing, Doing
What Do You Mean Freeze?
My Computers Would Be Seized And My Keys To My Ranch
I Just Baked Cookies Mr. Officer, Looky, Take A Whiff Of These
Here, I Make Jesus Juice, Take A Sip Of This
Nobody Is Safe From Me, No Not Even Me
I Don't Even Know If I Can Say The Word Pee Pee, Pee
On The Radio, But I Think I Did
Janet, Is That A Breast, I Think I Just Saw A Tit
Psych, I Joke, I Joke, I Kidd, I Kidd
I Don't Think My Joke Is Working, I Must Flee Quick
Get To The Chopper, Everybody Get Out
I Am Not Triumph, I Am Arnold, Get Down
So Gwen Stefani, Will You Pee Pee On Me Please?
I Ain't Never Seen An Ass Like That
Cuz The Way You Move It, You Make My Slinky Go
Doing, Doing, Doing
Fuck Is Wrong With You? (Ha!)