Текст песни The Fun Lovin' Criminal - Fun Lovin' Criminals

One, two, three and I come with the redneck style
'Cause you know I'm getting paid by the mile like Avis
I pave this, fast save this
Everybody smile and act gracious

See, I rob banks, I pull pranks
Sometimes I eat franks and knishes, best wishes
I'm vicious, but here I am again like CNN
Delivery, my friend

Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal

Yes, we bug a lot and my friends is loud
And I'm more freaky than Disco 2000
I scream, I yell, I bark, I bite
I'll hit you with an egg on a hot summer night (night)

I never let the cops get wind of me
And I never, ever, ever say die (die)
I never take myself too seriously
'Cause everybody knows fat birds don't fly

Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal

The fun lovin' criminal
The fun lovin' criminal
The fun lovin' criminal

Means with the greens, murder on your spleen
Livin' in a dream, do you know what I mean?
Goateed indeed, smart like John Steed
I'll steal your girlie and I'll steal your weed

I got so much flavor that I always leave you chewin'
And I got so many styles you be thinkin' I'm from the UN
Broke into the White House and never got caught
And I'd be Neil Armstrong if I was an astronaut

We're always optimistic about human relations
I've got more friends than my man, Peter Gatien
We always fun lovin', so don't start buggin'
If your girlie comes up and starts kiss, kiss, kissin' and huggin'

Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal
Stick 'em up, punk, it's the fun lovin' criminal