Down in Mexico (From "Grindhouse")

Down in Mexicali
There's a crazy little place that I know
Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce
And the boss is a cat named Joe

He wears a red bandana
Plays a cool piano
In a honky tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash
And a black mustache
In a honky tonk, down in Mexico

Well, the first time that I saw him
He was a-sittin' on a piano stool
I said "Tell me, dad, when does the fun begin?"
He just winked his eye and said "Man, be cool"

He wears a red bandana
Plays a cool piano
In a honky tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash
And a black mustache
In a honky tonk, down in Mexico

All of a sudden in walks a chick
Joe starts playing on a Latin kick
Around her waist she wore three fishnets
She started dancing with the castanets
I didn't know just what to expect
She threw her arms around my neck
We started dancing all around the floor
And then she did a dance I never saw before

So if you're south of the border
I mean down in Mexico
And you wanna get straight, man, don't hesitate
Just look up a cat named Joe

He wears a red bandana
Plays the coolest piano
In a honky tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash
And a black mustache
In a honky tonk, down in Mexico

Yeah, como esta usted, senorita?
Yeah, come with me to the border
South of the border, that is
In Mexico
Yeah, inside Mexico
Yeah, you can get your kicks in Mexico
Come with me, baby
Come with me
Come with me, yeah
Crazy, ha ha ha