Текст песни MY UBER DRIVER WAS A SHEEP - GodlyPTG , Gang Shloink

Yuh! I just stuck an iPhone charger up my ass
Then I travelled to the past, the motherfuckers see me do the dash
He ain't got no cash travel at the speed of Flash
Turn your mother into ash, you can't find her like a Geocache

You ain't even fast bruh, who the fuck asked?
My brain Outkast like its Big Boy's last
IQ do be trash like it's A$AP Nast
Wait the bitch go splash when I hop up and I smash

The pussy went splash so you know I finna smash
Got a hundred dollar bill, boom it's on your ass
Buy yourself something nice sugartits
We go back to my hotel room do the fritz

Then I smooch on Art's lips, when he shaking those hips
Ayo he kinda sus, like any fan of russ
Thus I make a fuss, there is nothing to discuss
And plus don't wanna cuss, oh no I'm boutta bust!

Nah nah nah that's too sus, too sus Among Us
Calling an Uber to the slurp park, there I see him in the dark
Oh it's Basil Jacob! Hope he's not a narc
Cuz I'm fucked out of my min, I gotta duck or I'll get fined

Basil Jacob the goat, no he a sheep, that's what I wrote
To him I devote, you don't gotta gloat
He'll never be late you, you know it's like 8 to 2
I think it was fate true I'm sending my hate to you

I was just joking baby you know I love you
Otherwise why would I pack up my bags and fucking dub you
I'm just kidding you're immature like a child
I'm listening to too much Future I'm going wild

How he talk all his rockstar shit
He smoke that cookie get higher than a bitch
I'm just playing my verse is actually over and shit
Just like her ovaries and clit (NEIGHBOURRRRR)

Wait hold up
I can't say that cuz I ain't black, but you know I'd still like to fuck a cat
Wait maybe I'll eat it then I get fat, but I know you won't like that
But that's cuz you don't get that, who the fuck are you?

Tote with a mo'fuckin' lip, that's what I call a bruh moment
My bruddah watch hentai clips, experiment with an easy bake oven
Making a centipede drip, I think moby dick is cumming
Giving McDonald's a tip, like I'm asseater's stomach

Hamburger, talking about all the features in the gang
Nah nah none of them really stank
Y'all ready? Art's ready. Let's go!
Yuh yuh yuh yuh

Going to Paris on a trip, boom boom 3:17 radio running
DeArti off the vod he take a sip
Oof his lips do be looking stunning, his IQ overrunning
About his titties I ain't shunning, they get bigger when he buzzing

Yo I'm getting off course here, let's get back to Shakespeare (Damn!)
Got in an Uber
He was a sheep, this is my definition of human
Baah driving a Jeep

GodlyPTG and I gtg 'cuz I see Art
Keep it PG and we fuck say "gg"
He boutta go and meet me but then I skeet skeet
Hollup was that Jacob I mean Basil lemme see see

Ayo shoutout Cece but back off fam blackout fam
Art is mine not yours but of course
I have aids he has aids coz fonny don't got money
And I'm boutta inside DeArti because he's my honey

I heard Basil Jacob say "what the fuck man"
And I think I'm boutta go and fuck on his man
If you don't see me then I jumped out the window
And I'm mixing Arizona like I came from fuckin' winslow

You ever heard of Magic Moments on the shot? (Shot shot?)
You a lil bitch yeah yeah yeah I thought not
I think I'm near the end, DeArti is a godsent
I'm making Qusay bend and I'm making him extend

Yuh! I just stuck an iPhone charger up my ass
Then I travelled to the past, the motherfuckers see me do the dash
He ain't got no cash travel at the speed of Flash
Turn your mother into ash, you can't find her like a Geocache

You ain't even fast bruh, who the fuck asked?
My brain Outkast like its Big Boy's last
IQ do be trash like it's A$AP Nast
Wait the bitch go splash when I hop up and I smash