Текст песни My Goofy Ahh - uncle - GeoToast

my goofy ahh uncle is holding me captive
And forcing me to watch crispy concord's videos
My buddy, quintavious barnacle johns junior got smacked in the head with a rhinoceros horn because he was listening to no maidens
My grandpa punched me in the head at 90 mph
And I was paralysed from the waist up
OUHHH hey! quandale dingle here
I just escaped prison
I am staying at my friend huandale pringle's house
As I was running away from cops
I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off
A guy named garfield janson bent me over in the shower while I was in prison
My baby's mama sheniqua inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby the creepy old guy