Texas Hold 'em

This ain't Texas, ain't no hold 'em
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
And park your Lexus, throw your keys up, mm
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you
Pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Now don't be a -, come take it to the floor now

There's a tornado (ooh, a tornado) in my city (ooh, in my city)
Hit the basement (hit the basement), that shit ain't pretty, no
Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey) 'cause we're survivin' (we're survivin')
Off of red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
Oh (ooh) one step to the right
We're headed to the dive bar that we always thought was nice
(Ooh) run me to the left
Then spin me in the middle, no, I can't read your mind