Текст песни Nursery Rhymes - George Carlin
The
first,
time
the
child
hears
lyrics
are
nursery
rhymes
And
they
hear
them
at
that
much
more
gathering
age
All
through
zero
through
five
And
that's
their
first
introduction
to
bizarre
behavior
You've
thought
about
your
nursery
rhymes
Quite
a
gang
we
had
in
there
They
were
all
on
on
obvious
various
drug
experiences
Each
of
them
has
his
or
her
fave
I
got
to
thinking
of
this
one
night
When
the
word
Snow
White
just
passed
my
mind
I
thought,
Snow
White,
right!
Try
to
figure,
y'know
I
didn't
know
whether
it
was
smack
or
coke
And
I
thought,
well,
can't
be
smack
Too
much
housework
to
do
with
those
seven
little
devils
around
Some-something
to
pep
you
up
Something
to
make
you
want
to
wash
the
garage
A
little
something
for
the
nose
The
seven
dwarves
were
each
on
different
little
trips
Happy
was
into
grass
and
grass
alone
Just
style
on
little
occasion
Some
hash,
make
a
little
holiday
for
him
"hey,hey-hey"
"hey,
thanks,
man,
hey
down
here
man"
Happy,
that's
all
he
did
Sleepy
was
into
reds
Grumpy,
too
much
speed
Sneezy
was
a
full
blown
coke
freak
Doc
was
a
connection
Dopey
was
into
everything
Any
old
orifice
will
do
for
Dopey
Always
got
his
arm
out
and
his
leg
up
And
then,
the
one
we
always
forget
because
he
was,
Bashful
Bashful
didn't
use
drugs
He
was
paranoid
on
his
own
Didn't
need
any
help
on
that
ladder
Other
people
in
those
nursery
rhymes
Old
King
Cole?
Figure
what
they
did
"Old
King
Cole
was
a
merry
old
soul
and
a
merry
old
soul
was
he
He
called
for
his
pipe,
he
called
for
his
bowl"
I
guess
we
all
know
about
old
King
Cole
He
wanted
to
get
high
and
listen
to
the
fiddlers!
Hansel
and
Gretel
Discovered
the
gingerbread
house
About
45
minutes
After
they
discovered
the
mushrooms
"Yeah,
I
see
it,
too"
Mary,
Mary
quite
contrary
How
does
your
garden
grow?
It's
a
rather
obvious
one
Sold
with
bells
and
cockle
shells
And
an
acre
and
a
half
of
killer
shit!
Little
Jack
Horner
Sat
in
a
corner
Eating
his
christmas
pie
Stuck
in
his
thumb
And
pulled
out
a
plum
And
said,
"Holy
shit,
am
I
high!"
Mary
had
a
little
gram,
no
Mary
had
a
Mary
had
a
little
lamb
It's
stash
was
white
as
snow
And
everywhere
that
Mary
went
They'd
both
enjoy
the
blow!
Little
Miss
Muffet
Sat
on
a
tuffet
Eating
her
curds
and
whey
Along
came
a
spider
And
sat
down
beside
her
And
they
rapped
for
about
an
hour
and
a
half
Goldilocks
was
a
speed
freak
Looking
for
a
place
to
crash
It's
obvious,
who
else
would
go
to
a
bear's
house?
And
you
notice
she
didn't
eat
much
right?
Little
porridge,
right
in
the
sack
I
know
what's
happening
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