Stand With Your Man

This is London Heathrow Airport, please identify, over

You are flying over controlled airspace, please identify, over

Sam, I've got a UFO, there's no response
Wait a minute, he says he's carrying a stick
It's a stick or something or other
Carrying a load of funk
My God, sound the alarm

A-a-a man, and Dougal
Look at that girl over there
She sure looks like she's in need of something
I've been looking at her
I think I know what she need too
I think she need, uh, learn a few
Tricks from the stick so she can move
Oh, well maybe we oughta go in the
Back and get the band to help us out
I think the band must see this

Yo fellas (Yeah)
There's a lady out here that's in need
(Sorry, but I ain't got time)
But uh, fellas (Yeah)
Uh, do y'all wanna get paid after the gig tonight?
(Where's this party at?)
(Time, plenty of time)
Band

Slipping in your mind
Funking right on time
(Slip on in)

(Funky)
Make your body move
Looking through a groove
(I mean you know like when you're low, you just low)
Watch you shake your hips
With that dookie stick
(We got tricks, licks, get a fix, we'll fix you in the mix)
And when we get done
You'll be on the one

(And you won't be able to walk, talk, or anything else, have a fan)
(Have a fan)
Now the dookie stick is back again

And it just seems like a day
Since I last talked to you children
'Bout the benefits the stick can have for all

Now I know you thought the stick was one
But now it's even had a son

And it can give you mind and a body experiences
(Wow)
(You dirty rascal)
(Talk to me quick)

Have to cross your line
'Til you break the spine
(Say no more, more, more, more)
You work hard all day
Now it's time to play
(Get a lick)
(Don't be no stiff)

We can thrill your soul
Fill your empty bowl
(For me, baby)
(Real neat, okay)
(Come on, I want everybody to come and do this)

Let it in your pants
So that we can dance
(Until you loosen your belt, baby)
(We can't give you no help)

Please, I can't be lucky all the time
I just need to be good, girl
Hear all the tunes
(With who I please)
No, I just can't fight the way I feel
This life is so unreal
(Honey, my legs are sore)
(But baby, you just, you're so serious)
(Talk to me quick)

(Oh man)
(Woo)
(I'm about to get hit)
(Y'all be quiet while I split)
(Oh my)
(That girl got soul)
(Can't hold it, ain't you yet?)
(Go on, buddy, play that fool)
(Where's the dookie?)
(Funky)

(On the one, him)

Slipping in your mind
Funking right on time

(With your band)
(Some things can't be found in a jar)
Make your body move
Looking through a groove

(Dance with the band)
(Just wait 'til I put this nine volt battery in here, then we'll know)
(Somebody tell me about E, where's E?)
(Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na)
(She was with the dookie, but now she's with the band)