Текст песни Why Don't Women Like Me? (Remastered) - George Formby
Now
I
know
I′m
not
handsome,
no
good
looks
or
wealth
But
the
girls
I
chase
say
my
plain
face
will
compromise
their
health.
Now
I
know
fellows
worse
than
me
bow-legged
and
boss-eyed
Walking
out
with
lovely
women
clinging
to
their
side.
Now
if
women
like
them
like
men
like
those,
why
don't
women
like
me?
Look
at
Empress
Josephine,
the
most
attractive
women
that
ever
was
seen,
Yet
Napoleon
short
and
fat,
captivates
a
lovely
looking
dame
like
that
Now
if
women
like
them
like
men
like
those
- why
don′t
women
like
me?
Hey,
hey,
why
don't
women
like
me?
Last
night
I
went
I
out
walking,
my
intentions
were
to
click
But
the
sights
I
saw
while
walking
out,
they
nearly
made
me
sick.
I
must
admit
I
saw
some
girls,
attractive
little
dears
Arm
in
arm
with
ugly
men
with
cauliflower
ears.
Now
if
women
like
them
like
men
like
those
- why
don't
women
like
me?
What
can
the
attraction
be,
that′s
the
thing
that
always
starts
to
worry
me.
Although
I
haven′t
got
a
bean,
I've
got
a
lot
of
things
that
girls
have
never
seen.
Now
if
women
like
them
like
men
like
those
- why
don′t
women
like
me?
Hey,
hey,
why
don't
women
like
me?
Now
I
went
for
my
holidays
down
to
the
gay
seaside,
I
saw
a
lot
of
things
there
being
hidden
by
the
tide.
The
way
some
women
jumped
around
the
man
there
in
the
sea
Made
me
think
that
there
is
still
a
good
chance
left
for
me.
′Cause
if
women
like
them
like
men
like
those,
why
don't
women
like
me
Of
all
the
shapes
and
sizes
there
I′ve
got
a
chance
of
clicking
yet
I
do
declare.
For
I
don't
want
to
be
a
nark,
I
saw
a
lot
of
things
below
the
watermark.
Now
if
women
like
them
like
men
like
those,
why
don't
women
like
me?
Hey,
hey
- why
don′t
women
like
me?
Now
if
women
like
them
like
men
like
those,
why
don′t
women
like
me?
Take
Lord
Nelson
with
one
limb,
Lady
William
Hamilton
she
fell
for
him.
With
one
eye
and
one
arm
gone
west,
she
ran
like
the
devil
and
she
grabbed
the
rest.
Now
if
women
like
them
like
men
like
those,
why
don't
women
like
me?
Hey,
hey
- why
don′t
women
like
me?
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2 The Window Cleaner (When I'm Cleaning Windows) [Remastered]
3 Chinese Laundry Blues (Remastered)
4 Why Don't Women Like Me? (Remastered)
5 Sitting On The Ice In The Ice Rink (Remastered)
6 With My Little Ukelele In My Hand (Remastered)
7 Swimmin' With The Wimmin' (Remastered)
8 The Lancashire Toreador (Remastered)
9 I'm The Ukelele Man (Remastered)
10 Riding In The TT Races (Remastered)
11 Bless 'Em All (Remastered)
12 Isle Of Man (Remastered)
13 Auntie Maggie's Remedy (Remastered)
14 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock (Remastered)
15 Mr Wu's A Window Cleaner Now (Remastered)
16 All Going Back (Remastered)
17 You Can't Keep A Growing Lad Down (Remastered)
18 It's in the Air (Remastered)
19 Wunga Bunga Boo (Remastered)
20 In My Little Snapshot Album (Remastered)
21 Baby (Remastered)
22 Madame Moscovitch (Remastered)
23 You Don't Need A Licence For That (Remastered)
24 Thanks Mister Roosevelt (Remastered)
25 Believe It Or Not (Remastered)
26 I Did What I Could With My Gas Mask (Remastered)
27 There's Nothing Proud About Me (Remastered)
28 I Told My Baby With The Ukelele (Remastered)
29 As The Hours, And The Days, And The Months And The Years Roll By (Remastered)
30 John Willie, Come On! (Remastered)
31 Letting The New Year In (Remastered)
32 Mother, What'll I Do Now? (Remastered)
33 The Old Kitchen Kettle (Remastered)
34 Pleasure Cruise (Remastered)
35 Goodnight, Little Fellow, Goodnight (Remastered)
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