Текст песни Toasty - Swing Version - Ghostown

Smelly smoked kipper
Snatched from the jaws of Flipper
I'm the Chef and the waiter
And a generous tipper
With fresh sliced tomato
Olive oil, avocado
And Greek feta cheese
Won't be poisoned by my enemies
Let's go to the restaurant to be restored
At the table ten minutes
Still being ignored
When finally my overpriced beer is poured
I'm deadly bored
And my patience is floored
Complained about the service so they spit in my roll
And the first course costs a whole week on the dole
Had to undercut them with the bread and peanut butter
Cos the price of the menu
In the venue made me shudder
Here's a toast to you man
Eat bread every day
Get dough by the grand
It'll send you away
Most of these cats
Don't know the time of day
Let's roast these slices in a capital way
Here's a toast to you man
Eat bread every day
Get dough by the grand
It'll send you away
Most of these cats
Don't know the time of day
Let's roast these slices in a capital way

Started getting fed up
And no longer wished to get up
When I was an adolescent
Had spots like a leopard
So run from the leper
It's the jungle dub stepper
Shuffle feet like sheep
So just follow the shepherd
To the slaughterhouse
Horrors never though about
Dream of walking out
But the siren caught you out
Too many creds
Expensive overheads
And the skins that I shed
Don't get me extra bread
So give me that toast
I pay you back by the post
This time next year
I should be working ten loaves
Yeast and my flour
I will shower you in both
Steady pizza making it's the rise of the dough
Here's a toast to you man
Eat bread every day
Get dough by the grand
It'll send you away
Most of these cats
Don't know the time of day
Let's roast these slices in a capital way
Here's a toast to you man
Eat bread every day
Get dough by the grand
It'll send you away
Most of these cats
Don't know the time of day
Let's roast these slices in a capital way