Текст песни You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Glee Cast feat. k.d. lang

All the windows were dark
No one knew he was there
All the Whos were all dreaming
Sweet dreams without care
You′re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You′re as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart′s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You′ve got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
All I need is a reindeer
So he took his dog Max
And he took some black thread
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head
Then the Grinch said, "Giddyup"
And the sleigh started down
To the homes where the Whos
Lay a-snooze in their town
"This is stop number one"
The old Grinchy Claus hissed
As she climbed to the roof
Empty bags in her fist
Then he slid down the chimney
A rather tight pinch
But if Santa could do it
Then so could the Grinch
Then he slithered and slunked
With a smile most unpleasant
Around the whole room
And took every present
Pop-guns, [Incomprehensible]
And cookies and drums
Checkerboards, mistle-beans
Popcorn and plums
And he stuffed them in bags
Then the Grinch, very nimbly
Stuffed all the bags
One by one, up the chimney
You′re a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk"
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
You′re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss
Mr. Grinch
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce