1 Stapler
2 Rockopolousaninjananophone Eternal (The Vishnu Cycle)
3 D & D at the Public Library
4 Keep Out of the Reach of Plastic Man
5 Condescending Prick
6 Can I Have Your Watch When You Are Dead?
7 Don't Go To...
8 Save the Lizard, Save the World
9 Ode to Alderaan
10 Pterodactyl Hospital
11 I Am the President of the Sony Entertainment Corp. Ltd.