Текст песни Genitalia of a Fool - Glenn Tilbrook

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Everybody's got a hobby
Everybody's got a schtick
Please, consider me eccentric
Don't think of me as sick.

Didn't mean to spoil your party
Didn't mean to be uncool
But I'm standing here holding
The genitalia of a fool.

'Cause I thought if I exposed myself, you'd fall in love with me
But when I burst in to my chagrin, you had company.

I'm afraid I've shown your family
The wrong kind of family jewels
'Cause I'm standing here holding
The genitalia of a fool.

Well, I guess the show is over
So I'll just go on home
I'll pack my prize possession
It's the nicest thing I own.

Didn't mean to scare the children
Or make your grandma drool
But I'm standing here holding
The genitalia of a fool.

And I pray that you'll forgive me and try to understand
But I'm afraid you'll always picture me with my whole world in my hands.

And I'll go through life just wondering
How fate could be so cruel
Left me standing here holding
The genitalia of a fool.

Now I wish that you were holding
The genitalia of this fool.