Atomic Ass Torpedo

Urgghhhh

Clenching tight with all my might
My gut feels like it's dynamite
Gonna blow up
Gonna ignite
This dump's gonna take flight
Atomic Ass Torpedo
Shattering the porcelain throne

Go, run for your lives
This will be a biohazard zone
Grunting hard, I push and strain
A demon's clawing at my brain

Sweat drips down
It's all in vain
I can't hold back this pain

Prepare to gag
Prepare to choke
Atomic Ass Torpedo
Launched from my rear end zone
Prepare for the nasal earthquake

Atomic Ass Torpedo
Bowels overflowing
Walls will crack
Foundations shake
Foul stench fills the air
Eyes watering
Vision blurred
This silent war can't be unheard
Pressure's absurd

Atomic Ass Torpedo
One final heave
A mighty roar
Inner beast can't take it no more
Throne room trembles
Launching like a missile
The stench lingers
The deed is done

Detonation from below
No escape
Nowhere to go
A pungent putrid blow

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