Текст песни This Old Man (Donald Trump Remix) - Hahaas Comedy

This is a long win, folks
It's a really, really long win
But I've gotta tell you
I've gotta tell you about it
And it goes like this
This old man, he played one
He played knick-knack on my little thumb
With a knick-knack patty-whack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
And this old man, he played two
He played knick-knack on my shoe
With a knick-knack patty-whack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
This old man, he played three
He played knick-knack on my knee
With a knick-knack patty-whack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
And folks
This old man, he played four
He played knick-knack on my door
With a knick-knack patty-whack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
He's an old man, folks
And he came rolling home
This old man, he played five
He played knick-knack on my hive
That would be my hair hive
With a knick-knack patty-whack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
This old man, he played six
He played knick-knack on my sticks
With a knick-knack patty-whack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
This old man, he played seven
He played knick-knack up in heaven
Played it up in heaven, folks
With a knick-knack patty-whack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
This old man, he played eight
He played knick-knack on my gate
And I don't even know how he got to my gate
And passed the wall
But he did
And with a knick-knack patty-whack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Now, folks
This old man, he played nine
And he played knick-knack on my spine
With a knick-knack patty-whack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
And this old man, he played ten
He played knick-knack once again
With a knick-knack patty-whack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
And now I know my ABC's
So next time, won't you sing with me
Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump