Текст песни Regular Everyday Normal Motherfucker - Hairy Potter

(You want some more of this bitch?)
(Back in the heezy)
(We could do this all year long)
I′m just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
I′m just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
I′m just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
One night a week, my mom likes to cook me supper
I′m just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
And Michael Keaton was my favourite Batman
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches, they were walkin' my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?", is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started do shake
So I put my head down and just walked away
I had a bus to catch, anyway, it worked out great
Got on the bus, put my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and motherfuckin′ Ace of Base
Yo, what can I say, it's just a day in my life
I′m up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work I gotta be well rested
Yeah motherfucker, you heard what I just said
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
I don′t like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
My favourite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
I have a hard time opening my eyes under water
I′m just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
And I′m not a huge Nicholas Cage fan
I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide and seek
I have good memories from my childhood, bitch!
My favourite toy was my fucking fire truck, bitch!
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
About ten times a day man, all year long
My favourite song motherfucker I don′t like to admit it
It's the Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic
"Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you"
Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye
Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die?
Though I′m not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones but it′s the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade 3, when a girl called me stupid face
She really hurt me, why'd she called me stupid face?
Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?
A person can be stupid, but a face? That′s impossible!
Shit happens all the time and you′ll learn how to deal with it
Regular, everyday, normal fucking bullshit
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
I′m just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
When I got nothin' to say, I usually talk about the weather
I′m just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker
I like red peppers better than the green ones
Oh-hoo, savin′ up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago
Motherfucker
Go, go, go, go
Go shorty, it's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn′t invited, but it′s okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video games