Apache

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Kemosabe, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Apache, jump on it, jump on it
Woo! Ahoongah, hoongah, hoongah, hoongah

I'm Big Bad, I am the chief
I got a lot of rap, but I'll be brief
I never need a horse, I like to chill
So I travel in my new Seville
My tribe went down in the hall of fame
Because I'm the one that shot Jesse James
Pound for pound, I could never break down
(Big Bad!) No, sir, I don't mess around

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Kemosabe, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Apache, jump on it, jump on it
Woo! Ahoongah, hoongah, hoongah, hoongah

Like Kemosabe, of course it's me
I'm better known as the Master G
My firing squad sense the danger
When they're stung by the Rappin' Ranger
Had a little talk with the medicine man
He said "Get them squaws as fast as you can"
And to all you girls that wanna join my tribe

Move to the rhythm and feel my vibe
Put up a fuss and in the end you'll agree
When you come inside my teepee
And as I said before, you can sense the danger
When you're stung by the Rappin' Ranger
The Surfer and I, take a ride
All you chicks better step aside
I sting at them squaws and run away
(Hi-ho, Silver!) Is what I say

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Kemosabe, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Apache, jump on it, jump on it
Woo! Ahoongah, hoongah, hoongah, hoongah

A pow-wow, just rock it out
Finger-poppin' to the break of dawn

Keep it rockin' like somethin' we call maize
(What's that?) Hot buttered popcorn
You just hibba-hobba-dibba-bobba-bang the boogie-woogie
Bet you wanna boogie again
And you can put me to the test at your request
I'll rock you out of your moccasin

Kemosabe got down, took off his mask
Kicked off his shoes and did the Monster Mash
Tonto came along, saw what was happenin'
Head began to boppin', his foot started to clappin'
Go slam dunk, do the jerk
And with the mic is how my smoke signals work
They were jammin' off a record that said it best
Now what you hear is not a test

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Kemosabe, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Apache, jump on it, jump on it
Woo! Ahoongah, hoongah, hoongah, hoongah