W.O.L.D.

Hello honey, it's me
What did you think when you heard me back on the radio?
What did the kids say when they knew it was their long lost daddy-o?
Remember how we listened to the radio
And i said 'that's the place for me'
And how i got the job as an fm jock the day you married me?
We were two kids and i was was into am rock
But i just had to run around
It's been eight years since i left you babe
Let me tell you 'bout what's gone down
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I am the morning dj on w*o*l*d
Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be
The bright good-morning voice who's heard but never seen
Feeling all of forty-five going on fifteen
The drinking i did on my last big gig made my voice go low
They said that they liked the younger sound when they let me go
So i drifted on down to tulsa, oklahoma to do me a late night talk show
Now i worked my way back home again, via boise, idhao
That's how this business goes
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I've been making extra money playing high school sock hops
I'm a big time guest mc
You should hear me talking to the little children
And listen what they say to me
Got a spot on the top of my head, begging for a new toupee
And a tire on my gut from sitting on my
But they're never gonna go away
Sometimes i get this crazy dream
That i just drive off in my car
But you can travel on ten thousand miles and still say where you are
I've been thinking that i should quit disk jockeying
And start that record store
Maybe i could settle down if you'ld take me back once more
Ok honey, i see
I guess he's better than me
Sure, old girl, i understand
You don't have to worry, i'm such a happy man
W*o*l*d, w*o*l*d, w*o*l, w*o*l, w*o*l*d*d*d
I am the morning dj on k*h*j
Playing all the hits for you playing them night and day
The bright good morning voice who's heard but never seen
Feeling all of forty-five, going on fifteen
I am the morning dj on w*o*l*d