Hell for Sale!

Hey, you little fool
Come down to me and see
I'll show you my world
The things you never meant to be
Don't fear, just pray for
A place for you to come
And you won't be the same
Before the night is done
So look all through my place
Say, isn't it nice?
You'll get it free just for a little fee
But I won't tell you twice
Got sick and tired
My job is done
I'll quit this job and go
Start another one
I've got a
Hell for sale
Come down, you won't believe it
Hell for sale
You can buy it
Hell for sale
Oh no, you won't leave it
Hell for sale
So while you're here I think
You'll feel the special charm
It's dirty cheap and weatherproof
Forever keeps you warm
Got sick and tired
My job is done
I'll quit this job and go
Start another one
I've got a
Hell for sale
Come down, you won't believe it
Hell for sale
You can buy it
Hell for sale
Oh no, you won't leave it
Hell for sale
Okay, we start with the first offer of ten quid
Who bids more?
Twelve quid
Twelve? For Hell? You gotta be joking
No
Okay, you got it
Hey, you little fool
Come down to me and see
I'll show you my world
The things you never meant to be
Don't fear, just pray for
A place for you to come
And you won't be the same
Before the night is done
I've got a
Hell for sale
Come down, you won't believe it
Hell for sale
You can buy it
Hell for sale
Oh no, you won't leave it
Hell for sale
You can buy it
You can buy it
Finally it's yours