Текст песни I Don't Like Pickle Chips - Holden Stephan Roy

Ayo Vince Pryce be watching me do this
And telling me I can't be writing songs hating on pickles
Well fuck that I'm gon hate on all the fucking pickles I want
This is sincerely a song about pickles and shit get it

Yeah I got distracted forgot to plug The Teknition on Soundclick
Go get this beat then go ahead and make another track hating on pickles
Fuck the team pickle motherfuckers
I don't like the cucumber that get pickled
It make no sense to me I don't need that shit
I like my lettuce for that crunchy treats
I like a lot of things and I guess I'm a picky eater
And When I don't like some shit I don't fucking like it
You can't convince me neither
Why cuz I'm in my 30's
I done tried this shit and everybody's like
Go try it see if you like it now all this time later
But no I'm a fucking adult I know that I'm not into pickles
Yeah that's just kinda what it is
I fucking like all dressed chips I like bbq chips
But fuck a pickle chip that don't make no sense
Why would anybody do this

I don't like pickle chips
I don't like pickles on my burger makes me sick
To taste that crunch fuck that shit
I don't want no pickles naw
I don't want pickle chips
I don't even like Pickle Rick
Naw I don't like those pickles
Miss me with that pickle shit

Yeah you heard it correct I'm not a Rick and Morty fan
I don't really like that show I find it kind of be bland
On the second and third watch it don't have no replay value to me
I don't find it as intelligent as other people do
I guess maybe I'm just a hater again
Like I said I was trying not to be a hater a couple of tracks ago yeah
But fuck a pickle I hate on pickles any fucking day
Every time it ruin my burger it make me sad for like days like
When I take that bite and then you feel the pickle juices tainting
Everything around it you take the pickle off
But fuck it the ketchup's got pickle sauce
It's not really nice y'all
And then you see those people they unscrew the jar
They take that pickle out get that smile on their face
Delight bite down on that unhealthy sounding fucking crunch
Okay it's not really unhealthy sounding I'm just being hyperbolic
This time cuz I don't like the way that pickle crunch
Sound in my mind it just sounds like it taste bad
That's how I feel when I see people eat them dill pickle
Whatever pickle you put on
I don't even like other shit that's pickled

I don't like pickle chips
I don't like pickles on my burger makes me sick
To taste that crunch fuck that shit
I don't want no pickles naw
I don't want pickle chips
I don't even like Pickle Rick
Naw I don't like those pickles
Miss me with that pickle shit
Miss me with that pickle shit
I don't like pickle chips
I don't like pickles on my burger makes me sick

Yeah I recorded this live
In front of a bunch of pickle lovers
Shoutout Vincent Pryce for the beat
Please don't copystrike me