Текст песни Cake Boy (Acoustic) - Hoodie Allen

This is for my Instagram models
Eating up the cake, watch it go right to your bottom
You should get a new job, Holla at McDonalds
Listen when I speak, baby you could write a novel
The way I spit flows put you in a pickle ′cause I did it with no label
Got a crystal ball but I don't need luck ′cause I already got the, pesos
Its simple, treat 'em like Kinkos 'cause they only tryin′ to copy me
Last I checked you ain′t some handsome devil with a college degree

But you think you can have your cake and eat it too
Well tell me why these pretty women never leave with you
I even asked your mom and pops and they like 'we approve′
That's why your girlfriends screaming out my name, I call it Bettlejuice
′Cause I'm the one she′s choosing as a preference
Minnesota women show me love like I was Kevin
Pull up in your city I could swear there's no exception
Get up in my Xbox, 'cause I′m well connected

Oh, I know some people that they used to hate
Twenty women in my trailer like I′m movin' weight
Uh, yeah, no wonder why we celebrate
Hold up, you ain′t invited homie you can bake a
Cake cake cake cake
Homie you can bake a cake
Homie you can bake a cake

They wanna talk but I don't wanna conversate
Watch these women stir the pussy like it′s on a plate
Gordon Ramsey though, watch me grab a fancy hoe
Just because we eatin' that don′t mean that we be on a date
Plus I'm more Seth Cohen then you've ever been
That why I take all these women down like medicine
You be poppin′ pills just to get some extra thrills
So ′hell no' to my lawyer, you can throw out all my deals

I′m like Ving Rhames when I bring game
Put a bunch of cash under the table
And cop me a big name and a big house
And a show on basic cable
Probably be hostin' some comedy roastin′
Just talkin' ′bout shit cause it's very explosive
They wanna control this and remote control this
I pull out the guns or they give me a holster, shwoop!
I'm tryin′ to coast along the coast, caught me a Aston
Na, I ain′t the son of Christ, but I got passion
You offended? Woops, I ain't even askin′
I'm too busy fuckin′ these older women like I'm Ashton
Bang!

I know some people that they used to hate
Twenty women in my trailer like I′m movin' weight
Uh, yeah, no wonder why we celebrate
Hold up, you ain't invited homie you can bake a
Cake cake cake cake
Homie you can bake a cake
Homie you can bake a cake

(I know some people that they used to hate, Twenty women in my trailer like I′m movin′ weight)